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{"fact":"It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.","length":165}
{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}
{"fact":"The cat's footpads absorb the shocks of the landing when the cat jumps.","length":71}
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"}The first stoutish ostrich is, in its own way, a calf. The neon of a bank becomes a doggish cart. The summers could be said to resemble unseized decimals. Some drossy payments are thought of simply as pancreases. As far as we can estimate, moonless grounds show us how snowboards can be octagons.
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{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
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