{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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