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Hacettepe Journal of Mathematics and Statistics is an international peer-reviewed open-access journal devoted to the publication of original research papers and occasional surveys of a suitably high standard, written in English, on all aspects of Mathematics and Statistics. The journal is published by Hacettepe University Faculty of Science. It is currently hosted on DergiPark.
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