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{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy. Cats will also purr loudly when they are distressed or in pain.","length":117}